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1 ) 聪明喜剧 高级搞笑
从美剧的流行趋势看，科学家们正在代替施瓦辛格，变得越来越性感。数学家写下数学公式、昆虫学家专注研究、心理学家揭穿谎言，都是新晋美剧令人销魂的桥段。多年前的《老友记》里，满口科学术语还是一种被嘲笑的笑点，到了《生活大爆炸》，新潮流已经是“聪明是新的性感”（《生活大爆炸》的口号）。
这个故事用一句话就可以说完：四个高智商科学家宅男和一名服务员美女成为了邻居，四位科学家宅男聪明绝顶，却缺乏生活经验，在日常生活中时常闹笑话。这些科学家擅长用物理学理论解读寻常事物，听得邻家金发美女头冒青烟，观众则乐不可支。
和《哥德巴赫猜想》里的陈景润一样，美国的科学家原来也是这副模样：痴迷科学，无所不知，但面对日常交往就彻底歇菜，几乎没有女人愿意垂青这些 “又白又宅”的科学怪人们，即使他们的平均智商在180左右。
“聪明”是《生活大爆炸》的最大特点，剧中的人物都是高智商的科学家，对白的笑点因此快速而密集，稍不留神就会错过笑点。幸而字幕十分有趣，有时甚至会加上笑料的出处。剧中角色的对白并非编剧的臆想，而是经过真正的科学家校正。美国加州大学洛杉矶分校的物理和天文学教授萨尔兹保是《生活大爆炸》的科学顾问。剧中人说出的那些雷倒女主角和观众的物理天人之语，都是由萨尔兹保写出来的，因此经得起严谨的推敲。
这部剧更适合这样的观众：不满足于简单直露的搞笑手段、经常泡论坛、热衷网络游戏，痴迷漫画和科幻电影，具备基本科学常识。说到底，也许《生活大爆炸》就是拍给那些宅男宅女们看的：他们通过写博客交朋友，习惯于用表情符号来表达喜怒哀乐，觉得没必要过于纠缠人情世故，更中意不加掩饰地表达内心想法。宅男宅女应该至爱这部电影，尤其在这么冷的天气。《生活大爆炸》的剧中人经常围坐在沙发前，一边吃着从中餐厅买来的外卖食物，一边进行聪明绝伦的对话，更让人觉得暖洋洋。
看到最后，我竟对科学家貌似刻板的规划好的生活十分羡慕，他们大多数时候都单纯地生活在两点一线，痴迷于科学、漫画、书本的小世界。这也让这部剧呈现出清新之风，区别于其余关系网络复杂的伦理剧，让人重温单纯美好的小幸福。我好久都没有从一部电视剧中，感受如此情怀了。
2 ) 刚整理下来第二集的双语语录.[手打的累死了]
Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine.
泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里而是用叉子来吧食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里.
Interesingly they don't put the fork in their mouth.They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.
路易斯莱恩从高空往下掉以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速
Lois lane is falling,accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel
此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉
Miss lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour
碰到钢筋手臂 立马被劈成三瓣
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
(Leonard)但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates
(Sheldon)还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space ,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
如果他真的爱她的话 他应该让她掉在马路上 那还比较仁慈
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.It'd be a more merciful death.
问一下 跟我解释下托盘餐具放在沙发上 这算哪门子组织系统.
Excuse me.Explain to me an organization system where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
我刚才有提到过这是沙发因为证据表明咖啡桌上正在举办小型二手货贩卖
I'm just inferring this a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale.
(Leonard)你不能在半夜闯进一个女人的公寓 打扫
You can't just break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean
(Sheldon)我别无选择 我睡不着 想到在我卧室外面是我们的客厅,在我们客厅外面是走廊和走廊这边就是...这个样子.
I had no choice . I couldn't sleeo knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room, and just outside our living room was that hallway.And immediately adjacent to the hallway was...this.
(Leonard)有些错误 像居里夫人发现了镭后来被证明有很大的科学研究价值 尽管她后来死于漫长而痛苦的放射性危害.
Some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,turned out to have great scientific potential,even though she would later die a slow painful death"from radiation poisoning".
(Howard)我就担心这个
Oh boy,i was afraid of this.
(Leonard)怎么了
What?
(Howard)这些说明书用的都是些图解用最没有想象力的方式组合的这些零件.这就是为什么瑞典没有太空项目.
These instructions are a pictographic representation of the least imaginative way to assemble these components.This,right here is why sweden has no space program.
(Leonard)这个设计非常不合理 假设她有个平板电视,那就意味着这后面的空间都浪费了
It is an inefficient design,for example,she has a flat screen tv which means all the space behind it is wasted.
(Sheldon)我们可以把音响放这
We could put her stereo back there.
(Leonard)那怎么遥控?
and control it how?
(Sheldon)装个红外线转接器 光电管装这 接收器装这 小菜一碟
Run an infrared repeater.Photo cell here,emitter here,easy-peasy.
(Howard)想法不错 怎么冷却
Good point How are you gonna cool it?
(Sheldon)用风扇怎么样 这里一个 这里一个
How about fans?here and here.
(Leonard)还是不太合理而且可能有噪音.
Also inefficient,and might be loud.
(Howard)液体冷却剂怎么样 在这弄个水泵.装四分之一英寸的聚氯乙烯
How about liquid coolant?maybe a little aquarium pump here,run some quarter-inch pvc...
(Penny)这个东西其实挺简单的
Guys,this is actually really simple.
(Howard)等会,亲爱的,男人在干活
Hold on,honey. men at work.
聚氯乙烯循环到这,用电波纹薄钢板在这做散热器
The pvc comes down here.Maybe a little corrugated sheet metal as a radiator here.
(Leonard)是嘛?那怎么装水盘,水闸?还有蓄电池?
Yeah?show me where we put a drip tray,a sluice,and an overflow reservoir.
(Sheldon)如果用到水,那就要把这玩意接地吧.
If water's involved,we're gonna have to ground the crap out of the thing.
(Penny)这里好热哦,我还是把衣服脱光了吧..
It's hot in here, i think i'll just take off all my clothes.
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(Leonard)我想出来了.如果我们把嵌板A B F和横木H都换成航空铝.
Oh, i've got it.What about if we replace panels a,b and f and crossbar h with aircraft-grade aluminum?
(Sheldon)对了,那整个就都是散热片
Right.then the entire thing is one heat sink.
(Howard)完美,你和谢尔顿去废物堆积场找个6平方的铝合板,我和拉杰搞定氧乙炔喷焊器.
Perfect.You and sheldon go to the junkyard and pick up 6 square meters of scrap aluminum?Raj and i will get the oxyacetylene torch.
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(未加名字标注的默认为sheldon所说)
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3 ) 《生活大爆炸》里的宅梗，再看一遍还是笑到劈叉
《生活大爆炸》，史上最与阿宅共情、专注刻画「宅文化」的电视剧。
它像一面镜子，映照着亚文化爱好者、ACG粉丝、游戏迷、科幻迷......统称「宅」们的喜怒哀乐。
这期节目，我们聊了聊《生活大爆炸》如何站在阿宅的立场上看世界。谢尔顿的宅人宅事，为何让我们共情？
1、宅也会传染！
看完这部剧，会变成冷门宅知识专家
《生活大爆炸》有明显的“职人剧”特点：
a. 讲述小众的、备受偏见的行业的价值
b. 展现从业者/小人物的喜怒哀乐
c. 制造强烈的身份认同
看《重版出来》想当编辑，受《Legal High》影响去学法律......
看《生活大爆炸》，你也会想逛逛漫展。
它展示了「宅的烦恼」和「宅的心得」，比如：
漫展抢票有多惨烈？
必须提前上好厕所，穿好纸尿裤，4个人狂刷10min愣是挤不进系统。
最后一天没好票，因为嘉宾都走光了，好活动没有了，东西也卖完了，T恤只剩最小码和XXXXXXL码。
cosplay要讲究排兵布阵。
同步率太高不是什么好事，撞角色是不行的。
其次要打配合，研究自身适配度、作品知名度和版本，得出最优解。
阿宅失窃有多惨？
谢尔顿和莱纳德家里进贼了，向警察报告被盗情况：
「他们偷了ps2、ps3、xbox、xbox360、经典任天堂、超级任天堂、任天堂64和wii、光环1~3、使命召唤1~3、塞尔达传说、塞尔达传说时之笛、塞尔达黎明公主、超级马里奥兄弟、超级马里奥银河......」
谢尔顿的魔兽账号被盗，伤心到差点昏厥。
「他们偷了我的附魔武器，邪恶角斗士盔甲，纯净力量之杖，全部金币，那可是谢尔顿大侠，85级血精灵，东部王国的英雄！！！！」
耳濡目染，所有人都被4个宅同化了。
S6E13，佩妮、艾米、伯纳黛特开始认真研究漫威，为雷神之锤展开了激烈讨论。
观众 be like
佩妮：我变了，我竟能脱口而出星战知识点
2、宅文化放大镜！
激动人心的名人客串+彩蛋大盘点
星际迷航、星球大战……《生活大爆炸》玩梗高级又地道。局外人觉得可爱，局内人会被刺痛。
星际迷航：
和老舰长William Shatner夏打雷一起玩DND。
老史波克 伦纳德·尼莫伊 声音客串。
佩妮送给谢尔顿一张 伦纳德·尼莫伊 擦过嘴的餐巾纸，谢尔顿狂喜：
我有他的DNA了！！！
四人在《星际迷航》取景地cos经典桥段，车被偷了，被迫在野地里徒步跋涉，真实上演了一出“异星求生”。
星球大战：
和达斯·维达配音演员James Earl Jones一起逛游乐园，上演“爵爷和儿子的温馨日常”。
卢克演员 马克·哈米尔 为谢尔顿主持结婚典礼。
指环王：
4个霍比特人弄到了一个《指环王》电影拍摄用的原版道具——至尊戒，为了抢它反目成仇，互相算计，情节完全契合原著：
魔戒再现，蛊惑人心，至使亲友相残。
......
更多宅人宅事，听我们在节目里盘点！
4 ) 简单粗暴我喜欢～
这四个人有着完全属于自己的生存环境，随口说出的高深词汇都有着独一无二的特殊意义。他们会花费脑筋搞出一大堆别人看起来莫名其妙的东西，原因就是"Because we can"。他们以互相打击讽刺为乐，率真可爱。 关键时刻虽然可以挺身而出，不过肚子里都打着自己的小算盘。早就已经厌倦了泛道德化，把一切微小的细节都可以拉到一定的道德高度。看我家的Sheldon多好，完全生存在自己的逻辑里。就是IQ高点EQ应该是负数吧。重要的是那三个还能理解着陪在身边。某集中，PENNY也疑惑为什么Sheldon还有朋友，另三个人的答案也没有走温情路线。朋友就是看透你还能在身边的阿。Sheldon会为了保守秘密搬出去住，因为他不会说谎。这样算不算有点小温馨呢。他也会为了证明自己是最聪明滴而离开朋友自己组团，这样是不是欠扁呢？！遵守着共同的游戏规则，因为彼此有相似的地方才会走到一起。看着他们不约而同穿着闪电侠的衣服出现真是笑喷。很多东西（as 那个多普勒效应的衣服还有时光机器）只有内部流通，这样沟通起来多方便阿人生最大的麻烦就是解释。我也想要拿着星战光剑当电灯玩，再用完美的物理和逻辑知识指出电影里的BUG哈哈快哉！其实那个Howard，我也是比较欣赏的。主要是被他那句“洗个痛快澡”彻底雷翻。然后就不时看到他现各种莫明的外语。印度男还是挺可爱的，他妈妈好年轻阿＝＝美国都可以无线上网的吗？！可以搬着苹果的本本到处晃真好阿！Leonard就没什么好说的了，剧情需要！和那个女科学家的戏比较有看头。
看FRIENDS时最爱的是chanlder，尤其萌他和Joey在一起。现在这四个人真是过之而无不及阿。人生本来就是个冷笑话，那么就让我们冷并雷着，幸福的生活吧。
5 ) 我一个物理黑洞不容易呀
初来咋到 请多关照，没想到一路走来都第十季了。四个智商150以上的人却能给我这个智商为负的人在忙碌之余无限欢乐，大概是因为penny这个“普通人”存在吧 哈哈 开个玩笑啦！
谢尔顿 莱纳德 霍华顿 拉杰什，他们都是物理学家，但绝非你从小梦想着想成为的拯救世界的大科学家。他们不是我们想象的那么严肃，反而个性鲜明 爱找乐子爱玩游戏也爱找资源。当然谢尔顿尤为突出。啊啊啊 my sheldon 已经结婚了 wish you happiness
欲知后事如何 请看后九季。
6 ) 《生活大爆炸 第一季》中的英语笔记
以前看剧的时候总习惯记录一下生活中可能会用到的表达，传在这儿方便自己利用碎片时间有空就练练~
谢谢大家，不用给我点赞，不想被顶上去影响别人看到正经剧评
S01E01
非常想…，渴求：I do yearn for Sth
为…生气/烦：be mad/upset about Sth
生你的气：I’m mad at you. (S03E06)
需要扩大社交圈：We need to widen our circle.
当我压力大时，When I’m undergoing stress,
就当在自己家一样：Make yourself at home.
不急：Take your time.
影响你的性格：affect your personality
抱歉把你拖下水了：I’m so sorry I dragged you through this.
抱歉你被牵扯进来：I’m sorry you got dragged into this. (S04E17)
和…建立关系：establish a relationship with Sb
…可以吗？Is Sth okay with you?
S01E02
我有打扰吗？Am I interrupting?
备用钥匙：spare key
毋庸置疑，It is well established that ….
增加/减少…的几率：increase/lower the odds of doing …
几率几乎为零：The odds of that happening is practically zero. (S02E20)
屋子乱：messy
合理的解释：a reasonable explanation as to why +句子
我好奇为什么：I'm curious as to why +句子 (S04E03)
我睡得很好：I slept deeply and well.
显著提高生活质量：It’ll be a measurable enhancement to our quality of life.
S01E03
我考虑到…了。I’ve taken Sth into account.
晕车：get car sick
呕吐：throw up = vomit
呕吐物：the throw-up (S05E18)
S01E04
回到过去：go into the past
工作取得了重大进展：His work has made an amazing leap forward.
一次买一个月的量：purchase Sth one-month supply at a time
八天量的食物和水：an eight-day supply food and water (S03E21)
在日历上做记录：mark the calendar
炒蛋：scrambled eggs
谢谢你这么快过来：Thanks for coming on such short notice.
S01E06
逊毙了：be suck at doing/Sth
太丢脸了：That was absolutely humiliating.
我没听懂：I’m not following.
S01E07
冲一碗麦片：pour Sb a bowl of cereal / a cup of tea
吃剩的打包：take the leftovers home
意大利面没吃完剩下了：There is pasta left over. (S02E09)
我快被你逼疯了：You are driving me crazy!
找到折衷办法/中间立场：find a middle ground
拜金男/女：a gold digger
S01E08
把你的联系方式给我：give me your contact information
是常态，很普遍：be the norm
一反常态：a departure from the norm
朗朗上口的曲调：catchy tunes
我搞砸了：I've screwed it up. / I've blown it.
周五(时间)可以：Friday works for me.
熟能生巧：The key to acquiring proficiency is repetition.
正在经历困境：Sb is going through some difficulty
练习调酒：practice mixing drinks
续杯：a refill
引起我强烈的共鸣：I relate to sth/sb quite strongly.
梳头：comb one's hair
撩妹：pick up girls
S01E09
我起鸡皮疙瘩了：I’ve got goose bumps.
有点吵：It’s a little loud.
扔掉某物：throw Sth out / throw away Sth
我马上回来：I’ll be right back.
我马上过去：I’ll be right there.(S02E08)
在那边：They are right over there (by Sth) (S02E13)
没想到会有这么多人：I wasn’t expecting such a crowd.
跳过这个部分：skip over the part
旋转木马：merry-go-round
让我想起…：It started me thinking about Sth
正如我反复解释的那样…：As I’ve explained repeatedly, …
从那开始就急转直下了：It was straight downhill from there.
剪指甲/趾甲：cut my fingernails/toenails
为图片加上标题/说明：caption a picture
S01E10
得出结论：have/reach/draw a conclusion based on Sth
退出：drop out (of school or a race)
真幸运：What a lucky break!
参加一个研讨会：attend a symposium on …
凌晨两点：two o'clock in the morning
叫醒某人：wake Sb up
没心情做…：be in no state of mind to do
有一个全新的心态：get into a whole new state of mind
我该怎么做？What am I supposed to do?
我该说什么？What was I supposed to say?
那我应该怎么说？How else was I supposed to say it? (S02E19)
伤害某人：hurt one’s feelings
社交礼节：social protocol
你有没有意识到…？Are you aware that + 句子
我以前不知道：I was not aware of that.
向下滚动到....：scroll down to Sth
强项：strong suit
细节决定成败：The success or failure of Sth turns on details.
让我免于…的尴尬：spare me the embarrassment of …
编谎话：make up the story about Sth
祝演出成功：Break a leg!
替你善后：clean up after your mess
我感觉自己是个局外人，无法融入…：I've often felt like an outsider, never really fitting in…
S01E11
擤鼻子：blow one’s nose
在杯底：on the bottom
我鼻塞得严重：I'm very congested.
死胡同：a dead end
研究失败了：My research ran into a dead end. (S03E04)
S01E12
放大镜：a magnifying glass
S01E13
门卫：caretaker [英] / janitor [美]
坐在前排：sit / take a seat in the front row
现在比分显示：The score now stands: Team 1 XXX, Team 2 XXX
S01E14
太便宜了：It’s a tremendous bargain.
基本原则：ground rules
我滑倒擦伤了膝盖：I slipped and skinned my knee.
我滑倒了：I slipped and fell. (S02E12)
撮合Sb1和Sb2：fix/set Sb1 up with Sb2
把你打晕：knock you unconscious
你为什么心烦？What’s bothering you?
收拾行李：pack up (your things)
下决心，决定了：make up one's mind
我已经决定了：My mind is made up.
摆脱过去，开始新生活：get rid of all of it and move on with my life
S01E15
招志愿者：look for volunteers
谢谢你跑一趟：Thank you for coming by.
在高峰时段：in rush hour
滑板车：scooter
戴头盔：wear a helmet [ˈhelmɪt]
不理…：ignore Sb
去做指甲：go and get my nails done
别管，别插手：back off
我能和你单独谈谈吗？Can I talk/speak to you for a minute alone / in private?
尴尬，难为情：be embarrassed about Sth
不是什么尴尬的事：Sth is nothing to be embarrassed about.
没什么好尴尬的：There is nothing to be embarrassed about. (S03E01)
魅不可挡：incredibly attractive
绕路：take a detour [ˈdiːtʊə]
泡妞：hit on her
错失良机：miss a big opportunity
药效退了：The medication is wearing off.
传阅某物：pass Sth around/round
S01E16
陷入僵局：be/reach a stalemate ['steɪl.meɪt]
把…刮掉：scrape Sth off (Sth) [skreɪp]
星座：horoscope [ˈhɒrəˌskəʊp]
我们没有…的交集：We have no overlapping areas of Sth.
闲聊打发时间：pass the time with some chitchat
他说得很清楚…：He made it very clear + 句子
声明一下(强调要点以引起注意)：For the record, …
蒙着眼睛：blindfolded / with the eyes covered
全新的：be in mint condition / mint-condition Sth
限量版：a limited edition (+ Sth) [ɪ'dɪʃn]
送礼物：I got Sb Sth
刮奖券：lottery scratchers ['skrætʃə]
设定基调：set the tone for Sth
改变基调：change the tone of Sth
无线路由器：wireless router [ˈruːtə]
冲着…吼：yell at sb
遭受童年创伤：experience childhood traumas
有童年阴影：have childhood issues (S03E07)
你了解这个吗？Do you know anything about this stuff?
填表：fill out the form
过敏：be allergic to Sth / have an allergic reaction to Sth
创可贴：a Band-Aid
找停车位：find a parking spot
(兼卖化妆品和某些日用品的)药店：a chemist's [英] / drugstore [美]
拖住某人：stall Sb (a little longer)
完全忘了：I completely forgot.
S01E17
去死吧，自恋狂：Drop dead, you self-centered bastard!
碎得修不好了：It's smashed beyond repair.
感情无法挽回了：The relationship is broken beyond repair.
我要过去：I'm going over there.
我要去…：I'm going over to + 地点
有什么好解释的？What is there to explain?
你真棒：good for you
换个话题：change the subject
掷骰子：roll the dice
掷出二：roll 2
缠绕着…：Sth1 be wrapped around Sth2
随便选一个：pick one at random
把沙发顺时针旋转30度：rotate the couch clockwise 30 degrees
找一时的乐子：look for a fling
脑中浮现了…的画面：The image of … comes to mind.
7 ) 掀起Nerd主义运动新高潮（花絮、完整版主题曲）
星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有：
Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c
--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4
歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译：
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
8 ) 乐翻天的大爆炸
当然,表演也可爱,几个角色从外型到个性都超有喜感.
前两天和W说,哪个剧里要是不正常的人多起来,马上就觉得有英国味了.The Big Bang Theory就是这种典型.
这是一群平均智商在180以上,天才的理工专业高等生的超现代生活.我们能想像的高智商特征都具备,夸张得超级可爱.
天才不仅仅是随便看一眼就能报出拼字游戏的准确答案;喜欢自己制造家庭影院而不是按着说明书组装;用写满量子论演算和弦理论草纸的公告板来讨女孩欢心;看超人电影时计算飞行速度和落体加速度;做爱前计算内分泌指数和通过观察瞳孔反应判断对方的性信息素.....
天才还拥有高额奖学金和不止一个博士头衔,会多国语言,能模仿各种口技,精通乐器和地方文化.....但是在别人使用双关语讽刺的时候需要明确地提示,并且两个天才并不能搬动一台电视机,在智商加起来超过360的情况下可能被一个四肢发达的粗汉剥掉裤子....另外,天才对犯过的错误是这样道歉的:
"Penny",""就像奥本海默站出来为他发明第一枚原子弹而道歉.... 我同样感到抱歉,为我参与的一点判断失误...人类伟大实验的标志在于主动承认错误....这些错误,例如居里夫人发现的镭...被发现具有巨大的科学研究潜力,虽然她此后死于慢性而痛苦的辐射中毒....另一例子,在埃博拉病毒的研究领域....." (直接摘字幕)
通常很容易就被他们得罪过的,但是不想陷于崩溃的正常人原谅了.
只看了前几集,但是罢工断粮的这段日子里,这剧让偶大乐.
无论你在任何职业任何圈子,都有机会成为别的专业或者其他圈子里的白痴,同样,只要你对某种趣味有足够的热情,也有机会把别人看成低能.
Big Bang Theory第一集里,Leonard 和 Sheldon谈论女人和未来的宝宝,
Sheldon :"(她)万一生出一个连曲线下面积用积分还是微分来算都搞不清的小孩怎么办??"
Leonard :"我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的."
Sheldon :"我不会."
呜呜,我也不会微积分...可是偶爱Sheldon........
神作啊....
挺逗 但还是犯罪题材比较得我心
谢耳朵怎么这么贱兮兮的还能逗人喜爱
天才科学家的搞笑故事.超人那段理论太强了.
我觉得这剧最妙的地方是你不用完全弄懂那些理工知识也可以感觉到所有的笑点
第一次尝试看当代的美剧（最近也在重温《糊涂侦探》），真没想到如此精彩。编剧超牛，台词字字珠玑，一集20分钟，看得酣畅淋漓。几位演员的表演也都很出色，最喜欢演谢尔顿的扮演者，那动作和表情拿捏的…继续看第二季
除了女主角，真是完美之作啊。等第九集的这几个月我把前八集看了好几遍，还带到美国看了。大爱Sheldon。“能观赏您大脑的工作真是荣幸啊。”
多年难得一见的好笑剧。
四个宅男科学家加一个傻妞，成就了最搞笑的美剧，果然现在宅才是王道。
Sheldon讲普通话好得意啊!!
科学贱客扎堆。吐槽男、失语阿三，真他妈有爱的片子~
开辟了全新的情景喜剧
我不管，我就喜欢沉迷科学的“傻男孩”sheldon，看起来经常打扰到Leonard。但只是过于沉迷科学，当然，他也在一步步的变化，不断进步。莱纳德虽然表面烦躁着耳朵，他对他却也有着无限的宽容。嗯，这份友情很美好。
Sheldon刻薄得让我真欢喜。
请一定不能断啊```洗个痛快澡
Sheldon太好笑了- -哈哈哈哈哈
笑S了~超级可爱~台词很经典~哈哈哈哈~最近看的最好笑的剧集~
起码十多年没有这样笑过了……
谢耳朵有许多缺点，但他也是如此纯粹的一个人。
哎呀吓死我了XDDDDDDDDD