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剧情介绍
本过着平凡生活的夫妻雷·温克勒（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen饰）和弗伦奇（崔茜·尤玛 Tracey Ullman饰），一个是有犯罪前科的洗碗工，一个是专给人修指甲的美容师。然而这平静而安稳的生活，却被雷密谋抢劫银行的计划所打破。即使妻子极力反对，可雷心意已决。他不仅找上三个愚蠢的同伴入伙实施抢劫计划，居然还千方百计地拖弗伦奇下水。可这场希望一夜暴富的美梦并非如想象中顺利，一场状况百出的银行抢劫行动爆笑上演。 由美国著名导演伍迪·艾伦自编自演自导的喜剧电影《业余小偷》，沿袭了他一贯善于揶揄讽刺的喜剧风格形式。本剧一连串笑料百出的状况连连，加之带有浓厚地方色彩的机智对白，让这出幽默诙谐的“内行人笑话”，令人忍俊不禁、捧腹不止。女主角崔茜·尤玛凭借此片荣获2001年第58届金球奖电影类-音乐喜剧类最佳女主角提名。沙丘之子我分享了老公安道全与王定六80号公路争霸 普通话版请回答1997撕裂人史前新纪元降临警界传奇特命! 警视厅特别会计员珀尔第一序列花落遗恨天战魂2015情不知所起，一往而深降龙大师：猎龙队魔鬼岛战将美丽比一比永远的母亲战火浮生 第二季心跳昨日奇迹布朗夫人的儿子们：2012圣诞特别篇今天开始契约恋爱奇石战栗黑洞奥特曼阿若瓦比女校 第二季越野英雄初恋1978下众之爱不可忘怀博物馆奇妙夜2英语亚瑟王百万朵玫瑰妻子和秘书1936替罪羊煤气灯第一季心动
长篇影评
1 ) 还不错
伍迪·艾伦的《业余小偷》，一群想要抢劫银行的人意外的因卖曲奇饼而发了财。发财后的女主一心想要融入上层社会，花高价请一位帅气英俊的人带她提升品位。可惜，好景不长，女主的钱被会计骗了个光，还欠了一大笔的债务。得知女主破产后，那英俊帅气的老师就扬长而去。女主最后发现和原配男主之间的真爱，又回到了贫贱的恩爱夫妻。荒诞喜剧的叙事情节，对上流社会拜金的虚伪作风嘲讽，对人应该保持自我的提醒，知道什么才是真正可以使自己幸福的，要朝着那个方向去，朝着真正的热爱事务，真正爱自己的人去行进。我想应该就是这些了。嗯，不知道是不是我的问题，当然，这部电影和《安娜·霍尔》它们都挺不错，只是，我总觉得还只是不错，也许《安娜·霍尔》是我还没太看的很懂，但是《业余小偷》我想我只能说，还不错。
2 ) 可爱的小老头
印象最深刻的还是笨贼们把水管挖爆的那一场，警察到饼干店买东西，听到了异常的动静，问老板娘怎么回事，而被水淋得个落汤鸡似的woody Allen恰好跑出来，怕计划暴露，便谎称自己是个"plumber"。真是个可爱的小老头！
Woody Allen，再加上突然间有趣的讽刺与幽默，缓解了有时过于严肃的主题。
3 ) 不错的故事
4 ) Woody is so damn handsome!
I've watched this movie about 3 years ago and honestly I cant remember much of it now... Luckily I found it on youtube, so I will enjoy it, right now!
5 ) Small Time Crooks
Small Time Crooks
Label: Fools; enterprise;
Page 2 Woody peeks at the bank and shops for chocolate.
Page 3 Woody's wife longs for the clothings of the Princess Diana.
Page 4 Woody buys the chocolate for his wife to get their savings so that he can rob a bank. But Frenchy won't agree no matter how Woody begs. In the process, we know that Woody has been in the prison before.
Page 7 Woody's wife comes to the roof to talk to him. Woody talks about his plan of tunneling under to rob the bank, while his wife fronts the place by making cookies.
Page 10 The Pizza place has been rented by others when Woody comes to rent it. After discussion with his friends, Woody takes flowers to see the old lady who has rented the place.
Page 13 It turns out that it is just another con, who plans to burn it down to get insurance.
Page 14 They buy construction material and start to drill the place. Meanwhile, his wife has no idea how to sell her cookies. But they hit a water pipe and it becomes a disaster. Regardless, they love each other and they have a dream of becoming rich.
Page 19 They continue to dig the tunnel without a clue but Frenchy is doing better and better. The only thing the men are doing is thinking about how to split the money. (Woody is able to find small funny stuff about the way they wear safe hats and how to split money to fill in enough details to entertain the audience.)
Page 22 The wife wants to bring in May to help with her cookie store. May doesn’t understanding the drilling and is told that the store is expanding. (CHANGE OF PLAN: COMPLICATIONS FROM THE SUCCESS OF THE COOKIE SHOP AND MAY THE IDIOT)
Page 25 May is telling the customers the expanding plan. And when the TV crew comes to interview the cookie store, Frenchy is so happy and surprised. And May tells the crew about the expanding plan as well. Woody freaks out watching them on the news.
Page 27 The line for the cookie isso long now it goes all the way to the bank. And Woody team tunnels to the wrong place –the clothing store. What’s worse, a policeman finds out but he just wants a piece of the action of the cookie franchise. (COMPLICATIONS FROM THE FAILURE OF THE DIGGING)
Page 29 Pseudodocumentary about the Woody inc. It makes the audience believe right away how successful the cookie company is. And also the interview of all the fools.
Page 34 Frenchy is buying all ridiculous decorations and exotic food for the party. Woody complains about the ever-changing house and strange food non-stop. Frenchy has invited a lot of people from the art world so that she can blend in. (COMPLICATIONS FROM ALL THE THINGS THAT MONEY CAN BUY THAT WOODY IS NOT HAPPY WITH)
Page 38 Party begins. Introduction of David, who is an art dealer and was an art teacher. People ask money from Frenchy and Woody tells jokes that people don’t understand. People saythey don’t have taste behind their backs.
Page 43 After Frenchy heard about the talks, she is very unhappy and determines to improve herself. (THE EMOTIONAL POINT OF NO RETURN WHERE THE COMPLICATIONS HAS REACHED ITS PEAK THAT FRENCHY IS DETERMINEDTO IMPROVE HERSELF)
Page 45 Frenchy goes for David for help of educating both of them. After discussion, David takes them to the museum. (THE PHYSICAL POINT OF NO RETURN IS DAVID ENTERING THEIR LIVES.)
Page 48 They go to a play together and Woody is at a loss. And when David is trying to teach them something, it’s just impossible as they are in different worlds.
Page 50 Woody pretends to be sick and play cards with the fools, while Frenchy discusses books and tastes wine with David. When Frenchy is a little drunk, she shows some interest in David.
Page 53 David talks about his evil plan of marrying Frenchy and getting all the fortune that she has. Meanwhile, Woody is very unhappy about Frenchy’s purchase of the painting from David. Frenchy and David find the very expensive cigarettecase in the museum. (RISE OF THE ANTAGONIST)
Page 55 David meets May at a Chinese restaurant. They talk about how unhappy they are in their new rich lives.
Page 58 Frenchy goes to a party with David. When she starts to use all the vocabularies starting with the word “A”, David freaks out. Meanwhile, Woody and May are watching TV. Woody starts to like May.
Page 60 Frenchy and David have dinner together. They exchange gifts. David gives Frenchy a book and Frenchy gives him the cigarettecase of Duke of Windsor. David encourages her to explore other possibilities.
Page 63 Woody and Frenchy meet at last at home. When Woody refuses to go to Europe with Frenchy, they discuss the possibilityof a divorce.
Page 65 Frenchy goes to Europe; Woody and May hang out, May points out that Woody was wrong to under do everything. (EVERYTHING IS LOST BETWEEN WOODY AND FRENCHY)
Page 67 Woody talks to May about a job. He has the plan of stealing a necklace from a fellow rich guy. Woody plans to exchange it with a fake one. (FINAL PUSH: STRANGELY ENOUGH, WOODY IS NOT TRYING TO SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP BUT JUST TRIES TO REPEAT THE STEALING ACT FROM THE BEGINNING SIMPLY WITH A DIFFERENT CONTEXT.)
Page 69 Frenchy gets a call from US during a recital in Europe. She is told by her lawyers that she is bankrupted. She has nothing now. And when David knows about it, he breaks up with Frenchy and refuses to give the cigarette case back to her.
Page 74 Woody and Frenchy go to the party. It takes forever for Woody to get upstairs as there is always somebody trying to make conversation with him. While Woody tries to open the safe, May’s stupidity strangely attracts a man whose wife has passed away. (ADVANTAGE TURNING INTO DISADVANTAGE)
Page80 May scares Woody when she comes upstairs to warn him. And he has closed the safe and has to reopen it. When Woody is trying to exchange the necklace, the hostess comes upstairs to find Woody, who makes the excuse that May is sick.
Page 84 While she goes to find a doctor, Woody has to make a choice between the two necklaces. After they have dismissed the doctor with funny symptoms, Woody hears the bad news of Frenchy.
Page 86 Woody goes back to Frenchy and they reconcile their relationship. When Woody shows Frenchy the necklace, she sees it’s a fake right away. But Frenchy gets the cigarettecase from David with the safe-opening technique Woody taught her.
Page 91 Written and Directed by Woody Allen.
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6 ) 卖花女和温莎公爵
David送给Frenchy的是一本萧伯纳的Pygmalion，这是电影《窈窕淑女》的原剧本。看过《窈窕淑女》的赫本迷们之后，赫本在里面表演了一个来自社会底层的卖花姑娘Eliza，遇见了上层社会的语言学教授Henry Higgins，教授教Eliza上层社会的口音，上层社会的生活习惯，想要把她变成一个上流社会的人，而在这个个过程中爱上了Eliza。
《业余小偷》里也是这样的情节，Frenchy是个不懂得艺术，不懂得finer things的小市民，而买卖艺术品的David却深得上流社会之道。David送这么一本书给Frenchy就是这么一个暗示，表示他已经爱上她了。因为Frenchy比较迟钝，David还专门加上一句:
To my favorite Eliza, from your Professor Higgins.
Love, David
David的小把戏立刻得到了回报，Frenchy也准备了一份礼物给他。不过不同于他廉价的皮面书，他的礼物是价值不菲的温莎公爵的香烟盒。温莎公爵的故事是他们在电影里谈到了，也是Frenchy‘在电视上看到’过的故事。
温莎公爵爱德华本来是英国国王，但是爱上了一个结过两次婚的美国女人。但是为了爱情爱德华放弃了皇位，跟这个美国女人结了婚。
这是一个浪漫至极的故事，这份礼物也是一份价值不菲的礼物。作为地道纽约人的Frenchy把这份礼物给绅士风度十足，满口英国口音的David,也是在暗示David：你也是我的国王，我愿意离婚！
更有意思的是：
《窈窕淑女》中的Professor Higgins最终没有娶Eliza,Eliza最终选择了一个跟她社会层次一样的人；温莎公爵放弃皇位也不是为了他爱的美国女人，而是因为他和希特勒的私交让英国皇室不得不让他放弃皇位，而利用了这个美国女人的接口。
所以这里也直接暗示了电影的结局：David对Frenchy的感情纯粹是唯利是图，而最终Frenchy必然要离开David，回到更和她合拍的Ray身边去。
伍迪是除科恩之外又一位犹太血统的不可知论者。其笔下的《业余小偷》是一篇正宗的黑色寓言，它真正幽默的地方不在小偷，而在业余。这次放弃“知识分子”的形象，回归《傻瓜入狱记》式的底层小人物。但讽刺的是他却鬼使神差的混到了上层，于是阶级矛盾来了。只是结尾的劝世调调将这部杰作拉回到了小品。
真是有心摘花花不活，无心插柳柳成荫。这样的小故事可以打满分~
贫贱夫妻百事吉这个译名还真是准确啊~虽说TraceyUllman是有史以来最难看的艾伦女郎，但是电影本身非常有趣，无论是前半段的偷窃还是后半段的对新生活的不适应，特别是当老公步入新生活时拼命想退回来的时候，值得我们好好沉思
精彩 想象力十分惊人
Woody Allen really has a way of winding me up. This is almost as irritating as Midnight in Paris.
段子挺有趣，但故事比较乏味，尤其到了后半段有点编不下去的感觉。。并且为什么里面的人都智商那么低。。休格兰特演小白脸有一手啊。哈哈哈
一开始的无厘头，偷盗团队突然发现了做饼干可以发家致富，到了后面居然讲回了婚姻二人差别（品味）的影响，结尾依然是和好如初，这种前后反差有点大的伍迪艾伦不太行，感觉是前面想了一个故事，想着想着飘了，就又规规矩矩写了后面的。
钱包和审美都没有一夜暴富，但还是感谢温莎公爵给了人们打破阶级共享浪漫的幻梦。
我看的第一部伍迪·艾伦的作品，最早是在CCAV的第十放映室听说的这部电影。说实话这个故事应该来说还是比较吸引人的，特别是前面伍迪为了抢银行专门开了个饼干店，这有点类似科恩兄弟翻拍的《老妇杀手》，结果银行没抢成，生意倒是越做越大。当初看到后面觉得没劲，现在重看了一遍，加一颗星。
这片子在伍迪艾伦的作品里面虽然有一点黯淡，但是作为一部“神偷片”，倒是有很多惊喜。
我这么喜欢这片但就是给不了四星！后半段没把我调动起来，就是这么简单！！！哎！
其实这是个很合格的90 minutes Woody Allen fun啊。
超级喜欢伍迪艾伦身上那种玩世不恭，反抗的劲。社会现有的条框现有的文化品位也好，在woodyAllen那里，被睿智地肢解掉了。而且，肢解地很让人大快淋漓，幽默层出，是一个辛辣的老辣椒。最近通天在看他的作品，觉得真的，对于一些肤浅的表层，他总是能一针见血地撕下来，他是个天才。
因为他是伍迪艾伦，所以他不能这么拍电影，因为伍迪艾伦，所以我们的要求即便是絮絮叨叨，也一定要有个好故事，所以……
挖地洞那段真是好笑死了，蠢蛋表姐横插一脚，反倒促使剧情发生逆转；后半段水了，结尾回归小偷本色终于又和开头衔接上了；伍迪老头拍了那么多loser励志片，始终看不厌，真是一朵奇葩啊！
推荐此片给所有中国的暴发亿元户，you are who you are. you can change, but destiny awaits.
赵非。长拍。谈的是“阶级”又是“格调”，忽然想起《class》这本书的中文版就是《格调》。戳得还是中产阶级的“文化”美梦。然则点睛之笔是电视主持人的那句“大众品味永远出乎意料”，卖曲奇如此，拍电影亦如此。
伍迪·艾伦自编自导自演的喜剧片，轻松有趣，对所谓的上层人士及暴发户进行了讽刺，有些地方挺好笑的，嘻嘻~~
stupid,not funny
伍迪艾伦，好可耐的老头子啊。把这么严肃的话题在这么轻松地环境下说出来，只有你啦！